VH1 on Dungeons and Dragons

"They usually wore black heavy metal concert t-shirts to school."

"They were the kind of kids who just wanted to stay after school in a club."

"It's a power trip. You get to be in charge of all these little people."

"You're in a *forest* and there are *elves* and they *tie you up*..."

And where are they now?

"They're probably running the country."