Dear Insensitive Jerks,

I apologize. While I have always known it might be possible that you were right, that there were certain things that simply cannot be said honestly and earnestly without coming off as a total asshole, I had always hoped that I would find a way around it. I had always hoped that I could, even when it mattered, especially when it mattered, say what I feel without crushing people's feelings.

At the moment, that hope would seem to be in vain.

One other thing...

If I am scheduled 8-4 (or maybe a little later) in the state of Massachusetts, how much paid break time does that include?