You know you're a lush when...

[etherial]

You think during breakfast, "You know, this grape juice could use some vodka."

Comments

[qedrakmar.livejournal.com]

does that still apply when it's your last day of work? ;)

[oldest-song.livejournal.com]

I'll have to say...no. For your last day of work, thinking "Hey...this vodka could use some vodka" wouldn't be unusual.

[princess-muffin.livejournal.com]

As long as you don't end up saying,
"Wooops, I think that vodka was everclear..."

[marmota.livejournal.com]

Nah, you're a lush when screwdrivers or mimosas are part of your daily balanced breakfast!

(and remember, if anyone ever accuses you of being an alcoholic, remind them; "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.".

[thirdson.livejournal.com]

well, I still do have that ethanol... that close enough?

absinthe on your last day would be good, too.