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etherial ([personal profile] etherial) wrote2002-06-03 01:35 pm

Scary Movies

So this rather menacing-sounding individual calls up and asks for my mom.

Me : She's not here right now.
Him : Is your father there?
Me : Uh, he's busy right now.
Him : He's not there?
Me : Uh...yes?
Him : I'm in your house.

Turns out he's the guy who lives on the second floor of the house my parents rent.
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Re: Pooh Bear

[identity profile] etherial.livejournal.com 2002-06-03 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
I found him at my parents' house. Seems I took him home and forgot to bring him back. Now all I have to do is give myself a blow job...