Strange Dreams

#1 : Evangelion-like Dark COnspiracy discovers how to destroy the World and then tries just because they can. Unfortunately, they don't launch enough nuclear weapons and I turn them into Police Officers. I seem to be God.

#2 : John Flansburgh of They Might Be Giants has a concert in my kitchen which falls apart after he can't remember how to play Fingertips. A cavalcade of Worcesterites drop by and don't notice him. He refuses to tell me who hired him.