This just in

The United Atheist Alliance has been tricked into attacking a decoy set up by the Otters' (yes, talking otters) Allied Atheist Alliance whilst The United Atheist League is ambushing them from the rear. But the Allied Atheist Alliance (yeah, the otters) are gonna ambush them both and eat Cartman.

Also, "Let us not forget the great Richard Dawkins, who finally freed the world of religion long ago. Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future. But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife (Mr. Garrison) that he learned using logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyyone who doesn't think like you."

Later on, "Maybe just believing in God makes God exist."..."Kill the wise one!"