Last night, I had a dream...

I was Steve Rogers, helping my hapless computer nerd friend with his love life. I was also Captain America, fighting some evil corporate entity called DRM attempting to take over the world by owning all information. It was 1984, as evidenced by the UNIX computers, the squareness of the cars, the fashion, the fact that Transformers were brand new, and that everyone thought Starbuck was a dude.