Whisk(e)y for Sale

[etherial]

Gordon's Liquors in Waltham is having a Whisk(e)y sale through Christmas. If y'all're interested in partaking of this sale, I can be your mule. While we're on the subject of distilled liquids, the news media has recently confirmed that you can make ethanol from kudzu. At last, we have discovered our enemy's only weakness.

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[dirkcjelli.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but it is not presently possible to make cellulose-based ethanol on an industrial scale, and anyone who tries to convince you of that is probably reaching for your wallet with their other hand.