Rude Awakenings

[etherial]

I was in the middle of giving head in an erotic dream this morning, and right when he was about to climax (my erotic dreams ALWAYS end just when someone's about to climax), I wake up in terrible, horrible pain with a charlie horse in my right leg.

Wow. 2nd Erotic Dream in 3 Days. The Masturbation Moritorium is working.

Comments

Re: Charlie horse

[londo.livejournal.com]

Free your mind, and ass will follow?

Re: Charlie Horse

[etherial.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure where I thought my legs were, I think I was crouching over him, but my right leg (the one with the horse problem) was perfectly straight RL.

[qedrakmar.livejournal.com]

My brain wants to combine those 2 words into Masturbatorium, but I just can't handle that. It sounds like some place where they give you complementary galoshes when you walk in...