Rude Awakenings

I was in the middle of giving head in an erotic dream this morning, and right when he was about to climax (my erotic dreams ALWAYS end just when someone's about to climax), I wake up in terrible, horrible pain with a charlie horse in my right leg.

Wow. 2nd Erotic Dream in 3 Days. The Masturbation Moritorium is working.

Update to the Missing List

1 pair Coconut Wood Chopsticks
1 Vampire : The Masquerade Second Edition
1 Copy April Fools Edition (circa 1999) SHADIS
1 Copy Man and Machine
1 Copy Shadowrun Third Edition
1 Copy Shadowrun Companion (Third Edition)
1 Copy The Hunter Survival Guide
1 Copy Superunknown by Soundgarden (CD)
1 Copy The Princess Bride (VHS)

more on erotic dreams...

So I randomly noticed that the guy from my dream is still on my AIM list from when we were lab partners over a year ago.

An imaginary conversation with him :

Greg : Hey Jeff! I dreamt about you last night!
Jeff : uh...who are you again?
Greg : I was giving a blow job!
Jeff : uh...go away?

Note : This is not Geoff, but in fact Jeff. To make matters even weirder, in my dream, Jeff mentioned he had kissed Geoff twice before I noticed his tongue in my mouth.