Medical Experiment Goes Horribly Awry in Phillipine Prison

You have to wonder about the guy in drag, though. Is he now the coolest guy in the prison, or is he being plundered by butt-pirates as we speak (or both)?

Aw, sad...

OK, so there's this really awesome toy that I want. I do not, however, need it. Nor, I strongly suspect, will I even use it. Still, it is the Awesome. I have a birthday coming up, and I strongly suspect that a handful of the people reading this are thinking about getting me presents. And, well, there's only one thing I want this year: A house. Now, I don't really expect anyone to buy me a house, but a gift of $20 or that jar that's been sitting in your living room collecting coins or even a loan of any amount would go a long way towards getting me that house. So, if you're thinking of getting me a gift, not only is "cash" an acceptable gift, it may well be the one that will make me happiest, and you too, since I can then invite you over to my awesome new house.