What's in a name?

[etherial]

I'm working on a LARP Character, and I'm puzzling my puzzler with coming up with a good name. It needs to say "I'm of Scandinavian Descent" but also "I'm from Middle America". It needs to be ethnic, but not too. I'm not overly concerned about meaning or symbolism for this name, but for reference: He's a bit of a misanthrope, but a team player. He's a physical education teacher who wants to reach out to his students: the couch potatoes, the dumb jocks, the loners, the social butterflies, and teach them to challenge their preconceived notions about how to tackle problems and achieve their goals, and maybe avoid poisoning themselves or getting pregnant. Also, he's a werewolf.

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[etherial.livejournal.com]

Oh, and obvious joke names or names of famous people will be dismissed out of hand. My character has a legal name, even if everybody calls him "Bork Bork Bork".

[be-well-lowell.livejournal.com]

Damn. And I was just about to suggest "Ericsson Keillor."