AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

[etherial]

I am so stupid! Lame! I deserve to have the shit kicked out of me by superpowerful six-year olds. He was sitting right next to me! Looking at me all cute with those eyes! And I don't get up and say "Fuck me hardcore!" or even "Hey, wonna go out sometime?"

AUGH!

Comments

sounds familiar

[f00f.livejournal.com]

I believe that I've mastered this style of pickup line ...

"I want to eat you out."
"Can I sleep with you?"
"Look .. I'm in a rush, lets fuck."

heh heh How are you Chuck?

(( oh and ... Etherial ... Sorry about your experience ... makes
one just want to reach out and touch someone .. err yea :-) ))