PSA & mini-Rant
Jan. 20th, 2005 06:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
etherialToday is "Not One Red Cent Day." Buy absolutely nothing today to protest that whackjob in the round room.
And now for the rant:
Dear Drivers of SUVs who do not clear the snow off of your car:
I am aware, as much as I might wish otherwise, that SUVs are a status symbol. While I disagree with any other things you might claim as 'merit,' your desire to appear to be the most wealthy and adenturous member of the small penis club is understandable, and I cannot begrudge your need to be the most loved man with a small penis.
But do you have no pride in your status symbol? Is it really necessary to create an even greater driving hazard with your vehicle? Surely the other members of the small penis club will find your vehicle that much more phallic if you keep it clean and shining, but no, you instead insist on just turning the wipers on high and driving at 70 miles an hour to clear off your vehicle.
Your Truly,
Man who takes pride in driving his real car.
And now for the rant:
Dear Drivers of SUVs who do not clear the snow off of your car:
I am aware, as much as I might wish otherwise, that SUVs are a status symbol. While I disagree with any other things you might claim as 'merit,' your desire to appear to be the most wealthy and adenturous member of the small penis club is understandable, and I cannot begrudge your need to be the most loved man with a small penis.
But do you have no pride in your status symbol? Is it really necessary to create an even greater driving hazard with your vehicle? Surely the other members of the small penis club will find your vehicle that much more phallic if you keep it clean and shining, but no, you instead insist on just turning the wipers on high and driving at 70 miles an hour to clear off your vehicle.
Your Truly,
Man who takes pride in driving his real car.
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Date: 2005-01-20 05:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-01-20 05:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-01-20 06:36 am (UTC)I've said it before, but
Date: 2005-01-20 01:43 pm (UTC)Re: I've said it before, but
Date: 2005-01-20 02:04 pm (UTC)Do you need me gone?
NO!
Date: 2005-01-20 02:13 pm (UTC)I just hadn't seen your reply earlier and was curious. Yes, I am a TIMster (etherial), but I don't recall having ever met you there.
Re: NO!
Date: 2005-01-20 02:21 pm (UTC)I'm not around there much anymore -- I started on TIM 11-12 years ago, and it just kinda lost its luster after a while. Seems everybody of any consequence is here now. :)
not the problem
Date: 2005-01-20 01:43 pm (UTC)