PSA & mini-Rant

[etherial]

Today is "Not One Red Cent Day." Buy absolutely nothing today to protest that whackjob in the round room.

And now for the rant:

Dear Drivers of SUVs who do not clear the snow off of your car:

I am aware, as much as I might wish otherwise, that SUVs are a status symbol. While I disagree with any other things you might claim as 'merit,' your desire to appear to be the most wealthy and adenturous member of the small penis club is understandable, and I cannot begrudge your need to be the most loved man with a small penis.

But do you have no pride in your status symbol? Is it really necessary to create an even greater driving hazard with your vehicle? Surely the other members of the small penis club will find your vehicle that much more phallic if you keep it clean and shining, but no, you instead insist on just turning the wipers on high and driving at 70 miles an hour to clear off your vehicle.

Your Truly,
Man who takes pride in driving his real car.

Comments

Re: point taken

[(Anonymous)]

I'm gonna have to agree along with that. When i was back at school, a ton of people organized a walk-out to protest the war. I thought that was a really lame idea and overly zealous and idealistic - another reason why i don't like either sides. Basically what the walk-out disrupted was the classroom and the school, not the war. If the school was being complacent to the idea of war or supporting it in someway than the walk-out is fine to do, however no one in the whole protest made any statement to that affect, they were protesting the war not the school. Well if you want to protest the war, walking out of class is a dumb thing to do.

Along those lines, i also agree that the not a penny deal is also shooting the wrong bird. You disrupt the economy, you disrupt your local merchants, you disrupt your neighbors who work at the stores or own them, you disrupt bezos and jobs. But you're doing nothing to the government let alone the bush admin. you're pointing in the wrong direction.

o Caleb