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February 18, 2004: Car gets totaled.
February 19, 2005: Car gets into (small) collision.

I HATE THE WORLD. When will my suffering end!?

(no subject)

Date: 2005-02-21 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dirkcjelli.livejournal.com
... what were you driving on Feb 19?

A NEW CAR!!!

Date: 2005-02-21 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etherial.livejournal.com
Yes, this brand new 1989 Buick Park Avenue! Complete with all-leather cow interior, whaleskin hubcaps, and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights!

sorry greg

Date: 2005-02-21 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stillking.livejournal.com

we will restore the timeline. 98% conformity.

-- sven

Follow the trend...

Date: 2005-02-21 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purple-dj.livejournal.com
February 18, 2004: Car gets totaled.
February 19, 2005: Car gets into (small) collision.

I HATE THE WORLD. When will my suffering end!?


Trends suggest that February 20, 2006 is a likely candidate for the end of you(r suffering).

Re: Follow the trend...

Date: 2005-02-21 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marmota.livejournal.com
I was optimistically projecting the opposite. Since 'small collision' is, purely relatively speaking, an improvement, then 2006 might have a minor curb scraping incident, 2007 a near miss, and maybe by 2010 you'll be winning a new car in a raffle or somesuch.

re: small

Date: 2005-02-21 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etherial.livejournal.com
I should remove the word small. The cost of the repair is half the cost of the car. That means next year, I should save up for a $500 collision.

Re: small

Date: 2005-02-21 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zeprosnepsid.livejournal.com
Hate to break it to you, but logic dictates to me that this won't end till february does. So you have 9 more years ahead of you. February 28, 2014! Sorry!

(no subject)

Date: 2005-02-22 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kestrel404.livejournal.com
Please provide more data points.

;)

God Says:

Date: 2005-02-22 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
BUY A HUMMER?

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